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Topic: Enlarging The Breast (Read 2 times)

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Enlarging The Breast
« Result #1 on Mar 14, 2009, 4:09am »

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.

The husband comes up with a suggestion. ¡°If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.¡±

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. ¡°How long will this take?¡± she asks.

¡°They¡¯ll grow larger over a period of years,¡± he replies.

The wife stops. ¡°Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?¡±

The husband shrugs. ¡°Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?¡±

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Topic: Canaries (Read 3 times)

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Canaries
« Result #2 on Mar 14, 2009, 4:09am »

Three young women are at a thingytail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.

The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.

The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.

Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect thingy."

After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my parents house for two weeks."

The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes, he bought me a Plymouth."

"Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession to make, canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!"

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Topic: Post Haste (Read 1 time)

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Post Haste
« Result #3 on Mar 14, 2009, 4:09am »

¡¡¡¡My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possible.

¡¡¡¡Struck by the urgency in his voice, I grabbed a handful of change and dashed out the door. Arriving at the post office, I rushed to the counter and breathlessly explained to the clerk that my envelope had to be delivered immediately . He casually weighed the envelope and said it would cost $ 10.03.I fumbled through my pockets and tallied up my coins. "But I don't have $ 10. 03, " I said. He punched some more buttons and said, "Okay, that will be $ 7. 40, ma am.

¡¡¡¡Once more I said in dismay, "Sorry, I don't have $ 7.40.

¡¡¡¡"Well," he sighed, "exactly how much do you have?"

¡¡¡¡I meekly answered, "I have exactly $ 2. 15, sir."

¡¡¡¡With that, he yelled over his shoulder to a coworker, "Hey, Charlie, get the pigeon ready.

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Topic: A Man Who Said No (Read 1 time)

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A Man Who Said No
« Result #4 on Mar 14, 2009, 4:09am »

A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obviously had one too many.

¡¡¡¡Asked if he was all right, the man gave a slurred but affirmative response. However, my friend simply could not see someone brave the rough maw of a New York subway without trying to help. He followed the chap, and again asked, "Are you sure you're all right? What subway are you looking for? Do you need help getting home?"

¡¡¡¡At last, the object of his attentions snarled, in a low voice, "Leave me alone! I'm an undercover cop!"

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Topic: Pokemon Masters (Read 20 times)

Raazia
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Pokemon Masters
« Result #5 on May 31, 2008, 10:59am »

Pokemon Masters is a site basically where Hoenn and Aero region exist. This fun filled site allows people to be a trainer wining badges, coordinator wining ribbons, breeder, gymleader and much more. You could become a member of the elite four. There's so much more.

If you want to become a member so visit this site.

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Topic: Pokemon Masters (Read 5 times)

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Pokemon Masters
« Result #6 on May 31, 2008, 10:55am »

Pokemon Masters is a site basically where Hoenn and Aero region exist. This fun filled site allows people to be a trainer, coordinator, breeder, gymleader and much more. You could become a member of the elite four. There's so much more.

If you want to become a member so visit this site.

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Topic: Pokemon Masters (Read 2 times)

Raazia
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Pokemon Masters
« Result #7 on May 31, 2008, 10:53am »

Pokemon Masters is a site basically where Hoenn and Aero region exist. This fun filled site allows people to be a trainer, coordinator, breeder, gymleader and much more. You could become a member of the elite four. There's so much more.

If you want to become a member so visit this site.

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Topic: erymire: wild pokemon rpg 200+members:affiliate (Read 8 times)

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erymire: wild pokemon rpg 200+members:affiliate
« Result #8 on Apr 20, 2008, 11:47am »

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Topic: Wow Gold on Sale with Fast Instant (Read 32 times)

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Wow Gold on Sale with Fast Instant
« Result #9 on Mar 22, 2008, 4:36am »

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Topic: Wow Gold on Sale with Fast Instant (Read 7 times)

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